Become an Ordained Minister
You, yes you, may become a Waphfling Minister. There is no test. No gatekeeping. No judgment. Only a commitment to the mantra:
Feel It. Love It. Live It. Give It.
As a Minister of the Waphfle, you are empowered to:
- Officiate weddings (where legally recognized)
- Preside over rituals of brunch, rebirth, and weirdness
- Spread love, syrup, and strange joy wherever you go
Ready to Ordain Yourself?
Add your name to the ledger (coming soon!) or simply declare aloud:
"By the power vested in me by the Great Grid of the Waphfle, I am pinked up and ordained!"
Welcome, Minister.