🧇 The Church of the Waphfle

Become an Ordained Minister

You, yes you, may become a Waphfling Minister. There is no test. No gatekeeping. No judgment. Only a commitment to the mantra:

Feel It. Love It. Live It. Give It.

As a Minister of the Waphfle, you are empowered to:

Ready to Ordain Yourself?

Add your name to the ledger (coming soon!) or simply declare aloud:

"By the power vested in me by the Great Grid of the Waphfle, I am pinked up and ordained!"

Welcome, Minister.